Looking to start a rumble that goes well beyond a little chin music? Dickson Orchestra Stripe Paris Cadet Grey 8907 is just the awning fabric to get your neighborhood gawking. A French firm that began with awning and marine fabrics, Dickson joined Glen Raven in 1998 and further established itself as a leader in outdoor textiles. Made of a solution-dyed acrylic, this fabric is water-repellent and mildew-resistant and delays the accumulation of dirt for easy maintenance. If that don't get the gossip going, be sure to mention its 10-year warranty.